"Bob and his sister went into town with their monthly allowance one day and decided to check out the old candy shop on Main Street (which few children dared to venture). Bob was having the time of his life whilst browsing the amazing assortments of rock candy, gumballs, chocolates, candy canes and the lot. His sister Sally, however, was getting a bad vib from the cashier, who looked uncanny to a witch out of a fairytale (or a mutated pickle). She hugged Bob tightly as a crow crawled from out of the witch's throat.
"Can we leave now?" she whispered.
"You might never." replied the crow.
Done in BlackInk(tm) and based from a school project.